Fun Definition

Definition

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelor degree
And a woman gains her master


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!


CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on 

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel
A feeling
You have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read


SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!


OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life


YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth


EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes 


DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip


OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"


MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!


FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature


BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early


POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your Hand before elections
And your Confidence later


DOCTOR:
A person who kills
Your ills by pills,
And kills you by his bills!