(“ Brilliant ​")​joke!!

 (“ Brilliant ​")​

 

 

The Tax accountant

 A Young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her Tax Returns.

 

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, etc.  And then asks, ”What’s your occupation?”

 

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.  The accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that."

The woman says, “OK, I’m a call girl.”

“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable."

 

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m a poultry farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”

 

Chartered Acct:  “Brilliant !!!  Poultry Farmer it is!!  and agricultural

income is tax free in our country."